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Reproductive unhealth bill

IUDNation, that we need to reject the Reproductive Health Bill is surely unquestionable.

As recent surveys have said, the average Filipina does not know her body and how it works. This is a direct effect of merely proposing the Reproductive Health Bill. Clearly, this is God’s way of showing us that He is not pleased with the RH Bill. It must not prosper, lest we expose women to wordly knowledge. Was it not said in Genesis that those who would eat from the tree of Knowledge would surely die?

By making sex education more accessible, we are clearly encouraging abortion. We don’t need to ask how: it’s enough for us to know that heathen, sinful lawmakers conspired with Satan to make this bill happen. How can we possibly return to the good, Catholic values we’ve always held onto as a nation if we allow ourselves this kind of knowledge? Knowledge is a terrible, terrible thing, as it is a gateway to legalizing abortion and to allowing all kinds of perversion such as bestiality, homosexuality, and French kissing.

The Reproductive Health Bill is a malevolent bill that has attracted the attention of many sex-starved citizens who believe this is finally their chance to be promiscuous and immoral. If we encourage contraception, more people would end up having casual sexual relations with no regard for the consequences. Is not the gift of life, of having a child, the greatest wonder of all, as well as the most powerful deterrent to such hedonistic behaviour?

One worries how this impending sexual liberation would further destroy the very fiber of morality in this nation. Gone were the days where people would merely abstain from holding hands if they didn’t want to have children. Gone were the days where married couples would have to suppress their horribly sinful desire to consummate their marriage even if one of them is barren. Sex is only for procreation, as such. Anyone who would have sexual relations for any other reason at all is surely going to suffer for it.

Every single tragedy this country is going through now, from the death of Corazon Aquino to our economic downturn, is all the fault of the Reproductive Health Bill. How dare we teach this nation about the way our bodies work? How dare we play God and have such powerful knowledge at our fingertips? What is more upsetting is that now that people know how to have sexual relations without worrying about the consequences thanks to this Reproductive Health Bill, we will surely see an uprising of adultery and concubinage. Indeed, the Reproductive Health Bill causes adultery and concubinage.

Then again, perhaps we should reconsider. Is it not the case that the only way adultery and concubinage could happen is if one were married? Surely, if we would look at this closely, then we could say that the very cause of these two grave sins is, marriage, for without marriage, then there can be no adultery and concubinage. When we realize this, then our path becomes clear: more than just rejecting the Reproductive Health Bill, we must abolish marriage.

Marriage is responsible for people having sexual relations with no guilt whatsoever. Without the Reproductive Health Bill, anyone who is unmarried would most likely be guilt-tripped into getting married before having sexual relations. As such, marriage has become a means to an end: and this is an end we wish to prevent at all costs.

Marriage is the scourge that pretends to make something so immoral and so debased suddenly become wonderful and loving. Surely, something that is immoral outside of marriage should logically also be immoral within it. Marriage makes it seem that this isn’t so, and we cannot tolerate this illusion marriage purports. If we truly wish to become the paragons of morality, we cannot allow marriage to persist. We have institutionalized debauchery and illicit behaviour, and now we must undo it.

Nation, let us join hands together and say: no to the Reproductive Health Bill, and no to marriage!

On second thought, let us not join hands. This could lead to more immorality.

Photo: "My ex-IUD" by Liz Henry. Taken from flickr.com. Licensed under cc-by-nd-2.0-deed.en.



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Camille 30 September 09, 12:42 PM
Wow, what an article. Overlooking the fact that it is supposed to be an amateurish, slippery slope satire, it is also misinformed. There's not a single, logical, noetic argument being made but a series of mockeries to sham the position of those who contest the bill. Clearly, the idea is only to use wit for wit's sake regardless of what the opposition has to say about its legal, demographic and societal consequences.

So this is the new trend, huh? Writing opinion articles without research and banking only on rash judgments to throw insults that assume an inferiority of intellect of the other side. Good job.

For a starter like the one who conceived of this piece, maybe you can start with something like this: http://www.mercatornet.com/articles/view/the_filipino_front_in_the_culture_wars/P45/
Or this: http://www.mercatornet.com/articles/view/the_filipino_front_in_the_culture_wars/P45/
With real arguments you can contest. Thank you.
Camille 30 September 09, 12:44 PM
Sorry, mis-linked the last one:
http://www.mercatornet.com/articles/view/walking_in_a_demographic_winter_wonderland/
Camille 30 September 09, 12:49 PM
And by the way, shouldn't you have the same disclaimer above for your writers? Just a suggestion. =)
Onan 30 September 09, 03:32 PM
Camille,

Are you seriously trying to argue against a satirical piece?
Camille 30 September 09, 04:02 PM
I'm not. I'm only seriously trying to show the standard of satire you put up in these pages. Satires can be informed and educated, this one isn't.
thepocnet 30 September 09, 04:19 PM
thanks everyone for your comments! note that we are not dismissing any of them as only idle or malicious chatter. :)
ablhey 07 October 09, 09:23 PM
wow, this article helps me a lot thanks for your article i was enlighted,,
Christina 12 October 09, 07:25 PM
Opposing the bill doesn't mean you oppose sex education (which has been in schools for ages and ages). Opposing the bill means if you're an employer, you don't want to be forced to pay for the free ligation of your employees if you're against the practice (it's against freedom of religion). Opposing the bill means you don't want to be jailed if you are against it (that's against freedom of speech).

Opposing the bill means I don't want the Philippines to be like other nations that adhere these practices. Declining population, aging citizens like in Europe.

Yes to responsible parenthood of course and basic services (ALL health services). Education is of primary importance here and not the funding for more condoms, abortifacients (which are NOT prohibited in our country anyway).

I'd rather that government funds go to schools and books rather than IUD, pills, condoms etc etc... if it goes there. And this bill is all about funds-releasing (again). Please think about that.
Marcelle Fabie 20 March 10, 02:48 PM
Nation, I follow only what my gut tells me. Who needs facts and figures or heaven forbid, the Truth, when God is on your side?

No to RH Bill! Because every sperm is sacred!
Jls 15 October 10, 03:51 PM
Abrahamic scripture and scholarly tradition is clearly against commitment to contraception and other measures against fertility plus procreation. Until modern times, Judeo-Christian culture and milieu have been unsupportive of such practice for most of recorded history. The question is, against the tide of rising civilization and population, why must we now incentivize social behaviors which put at risk the inception of coming generations? We are a race supposed to be unique in moral and intellectual provenance. Yet many of us are so lacking in wisdom that some are willing to allow more contravening power in the hands of members of the same race which is so uniquely specialized in retail acts of murder and infanticide as well as wholesale acts of genocide and unintended depopulation, and then expect the full outcome to be anything other than sad or tragic.
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